5570 Plea

5570 Plea
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Further confirmation that I am truly obsessed with Diet Mountain Dew. The soda (pop) machine in our office building did not store the elixir of life (Dew) and I was pushed to drastic measures. This is the note that I taped on the Pepsi machine. Three days later, Mr. Pepsi Man came through with a simple "It’s in there" scribbled on my note, as well as a completely Dew-stocked machine. I made 5 copies in case any houligans decided to foil my plan. Luckily enough, no foilings were set in motion and our protagonist prevailed.

I am happy and gracious and the poorer for it. Here’s to you, Mr. Pepsi Man!


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